10-Line Poem That Is Entirely Untrue

You can eat with your armpit

and sometimes I want to bite ice cream.

It wouldn’t hurt at all.

Because I can’t feel pain.

And I hate my eyebrows

and love ballet.

I am 1,000 years old

but I can’t see or talk.

I know I am blonde

And I wear shoes on my hands.

This poem is just 10 lines of lies. Try making one and leave it in the comments! They're easy, and the Elle-Dub blog crew would be delighted to read YOURS!

Love,

Lucia '17